Geneva Jacuzzi likes to be lit by rainbow-coloured neon bars scattered across the stage. That I can just about handle. Indian Jewelry, on the other hand, prefer pitch darkness punctuated only by the two strobe lights at their feet.

It was so dark I couldn’t get the camera to autofocus, but I couldn’t see to manually focus, either, so I just kept shooting while twirling the lens back and forth like an idiot. I couldn’t read the screen to check my shutter speed, either, so just kept going slower until it felt right. It was wonderful. I want to do it again.

Thank you, Indian Jewelry, for making me step it up. I get lazy sometimes.